Override jQuery functions

You almost had it, you need to set the this reference inside of the old size function to be the this reference in the override function, like this:

var oSize = jQuery.fn.size;
jQuery.fn.size = function() {
    alert(this.length);

    // Now go back to jQuery's original size()
    return oSize.apply(this, arguments);
};

The way this works is Function instances have a method called apply, whose purpose is to arbitrarily override the inner this reference inside of the function’s body.

So, as an example:

var f = function() { console.log(this); }
f.apply("Hello World", null); //prints "Hello World" to the console