Simplest way to detect a pinch

Think about what a pinch event is: two fingers on an element, moving toward or away from each other.
Gesture events are, to my knowledge, a fairly new standard, so probably the safest way to go about this is to use touch events like so:

(ontouchstart event)

if (e.touches.length === 2) {
    scaling = true;
    pinchStart(e);
}

(ontouchmove event)

if (scaling) {
    pinchMove(e);
}

(ontouchend event)

if (scaling) {
    pinchEnd(e);
    scaling = false;
}

To get the distance between the two fingers, use the hypot function:

var dist = Math.hypot(
    e.touches[0].pageX - e.touches[1].pageX,
    e.touches[0].pageY - e.touches[1].pageY);